THE LORE

ACT I — THE SNEEZE

Mission log, sort of: Low-Earth orbit Wi-Fi sneezed mid-pump. Zero-G coffee collided with dopamine packets. From the router hatch, a helmet gremlin crawled out yelling SEND IT.

ACT II — THE BOII

Name: Boii. Occupation: zoomies. Utility: dopamine. Roadmap: Zoommap. Advice: hydrate. He doesn't trade—he drifts. He headbutts red candles, moonwalks on green ones, and heckles gravity.

ACT III — THE PHILOSOPHY

He steals oxygen from FUD and builds launchpads out of keyboard caps. No promises. No roadmap PowerPoints. Just velocity. Pure meme energy.

ACT IV — THE PERMISSION

If you were waiting for permission, this is it: 3… 2… SEND. Letters over pictures. Motion over noise. Confidence over cope. No gravity, only send.

3… 2… SEND.